Fake Chains for Fake Rappers

Culture of Bling Clangs to Earth as the Recession Melts Rappers' Ice

Maybe one of the few silver linings in this global economic meltdown is that it will finally rid the rap game of the veritable clown squad that have become the big names over the past 10-15 years. The new rule should be, if your whole thing is rapping about how much money you have, and now you don't have said money, you have to quit, and you gotta take your aluminum and cubic zirconium chain with you. Good riddance.

P.S. Give me the late 80's and early 90's back!