FACT: Chuck Norris is not only a member, but also the president of the "Let's Say Dumb Shit" Club

Chuck Norris for president … of Texas

So now Chuck Norris is a secessionist? I thought the crap that spewed out of his mouth during the presidential campaign was bad, but this is taking it to an all new high (or low?). Please Chuck.... please.... shut the hell up. You sound like an idiot and you're ruining all my good memories of watching you and Jonathan Brandis kick some ass.