What's up with that? Shriners Edition

So I woke up this morning to my damn alarm as usual, however today was bound to be no normal run of the mill day. For some reason I woke up this morning thinking about Shriners. I have no clue why. I just did.

You with me? I'm talking about these guys:


They wear funny hats and have parades with little cars and administer hospitals for children. They're also Freemasons.

What's up with that?